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Post by Senpai on Aug 4, 2015 22:08:45 GMT -6
PLOT: One day the sun d00d was walking down the street. Then he saw the moon d00d dicking around. This made sun d00d mad. Sun d00d punched moon d00d so hard that the world exploded.
Then some d00ds went on an epic quest.
RACES: Hoomans: Nobody likes them and if you play one you lose -1 charisma.
Elfes: Required by law to be a mage or archer.
Dwervs: +3 damage if near a rock.
Turtle shitheads: Live in tents in the woods. +2 defense for being in a tent.
CLASSES: Knighty-Night: Ride horse. Swing sword. Fun.
Pallydan: +100 damage against the orcs of mordor.
Assassn: +4 damage for having more than one ass.
Maig: PEW PEW LASERS!
Preezt: By the powar of jeebus, I rend thee!
Nerd: always roll 18
CS: NAME (Must be stereotypical to your race): RACE (autoban if hooman): CLASS (assassn plz): EDGY BACKSTORY: FUCK PERSONALITY: SECRET CODEWORD:
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